Ron Weasley Is Secretly the Dark Lord
So if you read my last post, you will know what a “fan” I am of people saying “read between the lines” (and if you don’t know you can read my rant here). After that post I just thought it would fun to share an example with you all of how you can read between the lines of just about any book! And since it seems to be Harry Potter month on the Blogosphere, I thought what better time could I have to write out my “best” interpretations of Harry Potter. Today- I’ll be starting off by debunking the biggest Harry Potter myth of all: that Ron Weasley is Harry Potter’s loyal friend and sidekick. THE TRUTH WILL SHOCK YOU- because I’m about to prove beyond any reasonable doubt that Ron Weasley is in fact the Dark Lord:
- Ron seems particularly fond of calling the Dark Lord HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED- obviously that is something Voldemort would do, as he would want to make people more afraid of the Dark Lord himself
- In the earlier books Ron’s never in the same place at the same time as Voldemort- coincidence? I THINK NOT! (obviously when they are in the same place at the same time it’s cos of the whole “split soul personality disorder horcrux” thing- duh- I mean, read between the lines!)
He harbours resentment towards Harry for being the Chosen One- he pretends this is just jealousy to cover up the fact he is the Dark Lord
- He harboured his buddy Peter Pettigrew for years, pretending he was just a harmless rat called Scabbers, and then played innocent when the jig was up (the duplicitous snake!)
- Did you ever read Molly’s version of giving birth to Ron? No? Well nor did I! That obviously never happened
- If I was the Dark Lord, I’d also want to hide in plain sight, but I’d want to be someone no one would suspect: that’s why he picks a pure blood family with a soft spot for muggles- no one would suspect!
- And lastly, the most important reason of all… because I said so!
Still not convinced? Well here is a pic you can’t argue with:
Caught in the act! Stay tuned for part two where I will reveal more Harry Potter theories truths to you all!! And I’m not going to ask if you agree with my interpretation- because if you read between the lines you are certain to reach the same conclusions I did! 😉
Hahaha! I LOVE this post!
Finally, someone has unmasked Ron’s true identity… About time!
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hahaha thank you!!! So glad you agree!! 😉
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Haha! These are such good examples and you’re so right. There’s so much one can assume by “reading between the lines.” I’m with you on that one. I can’t stand when people say that. I’m like no I don’t want to read between the lines just tell me what I need to know. I could rant all day about that, too. Awesome post! 🙂 And extra bonus points for making it Harry Potter themed. 🙂
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hahha yeah I know right! me too! It’s something that always drives me crazy when someone sas that. haha I definitely can! Thank you so much!! 🙂
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Oh, and have you noticed the way that Ron acts like he can’t stand his love for Hermione, because she’s Muggle born, and of course the jig would be up in that regard – that’s why Voldemort has to hunt down more Muggle borns since coming back to power, to prove that he won’t hesitate to show just how much he hates them – so of course he couldn’t love one! 😉
Great example of the silliness that is too much analysis of a straightforward topic. 🙂
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Ahhh yes!! He’s obviously really conflicted about it- he doesn’t want to go ahead with it- but has to so that no one suspects! 😉 It’s actually really hard for him!! Haha thanks so much!!! 🙂
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😉
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😂😂😂😂😂
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🙂 🙂
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Oh my!!! And this actually makes a lot of sense …. in a hilarious, it-can-never-be, way.
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hahaha I’m glad you think so!!!
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Hahaha, now it makes sense to me, cuz I’ve been asking myself for the longest time, “why the hell would anyone have Scabbers for a pet!?!!!”
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hahahaha I know right!!! This is the only possible explanation!!!
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Well, you learn something new every day!hehe
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hahaha sure you do 😉 glad I managed to “teach” you something 😉
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I like to learn new things!Haha
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haha
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This post is hilarious 😂😂 Looking forward to part 2 😉
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Ahh thank you so much!!! 🙂 hope you like it 😉
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😂😂 I loved reading this ahah, bloody brilliant, as Ron would have said 😛
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Ahh thank you!! Glad you liked it!!!!
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I love reading between your lines!! You’re in fact IN LOVE WITH RON THE DARK LORD!!!! 😂
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Hahahahaaha OH NO YOU GOT ME- obviously snake noses really do it for me 😉
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This post is already the best thing I’ll read today, and it’s only twenty-to-ten in the morning!
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Ahh thank you!!! Glad you enjoyed it and hopefully it gave you a good start to the day 🙂
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HAHAHAHAH AMAZING!
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Thank you!!
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Lol lol!!! Yea man! Just read between those lines.
Lmao at that one about Molly not giving birth to him.
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haha so glad you liked it!!
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OMG I laugh so freaking hard at this post, I’m immediately going to check the next one. Thank you for bringing a smile to my face! ❤
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Thank you!! I’m so glad!!
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Scabbers is a fair point… LOL
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I know right!
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Lmaaaaooooo.
Point 5 is the most convincing of all. I can get behind this idea, now that you point it so plainly.
Only an evil lord would do what Ron did for Pettigrew. Canon confirmed.
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haha why thank you!!
Glad you agree!! 😉
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I just read the other two and after reading this one, I can definitely call you a writing genius 😀 These posts are so fun 😀
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Aww thanks so much!! 😀 That’s so kind!!
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Lol! Some convincing evidence there, I guess it really was Ron all along… 😀
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hahaha definitely!! 😉
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Haha, this is hilarious! It’s soooooo obvious now: Ron Weasly is the Dark Lord. These ‘facts’ are irrefutable hehehe.
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Thank you!! Haha i know right! I can’t believe no one else saw it before!
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Haha, I’m not. It’s clear: only a genius could’ve figured this out.
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Haha absolutely!! Or a complete nutter 😉
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This is AMAZING the way you have noticed and interpreted these small details through the books!😊
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haha thanks 😉
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