Hi all! So sorry I’ve been absent lately- as I mentioned in a post last week, I’m semi-but-not-properly doing Nanowrimo and *surprise surprise* it’s eating up most of my spare time.

But today I simply had to take a break from the madness to thank each and every one of you for helping me reach 800 FOLLOWERS!!! You have no idea how excited that makes me!!

Now if you’re been around a while you may have noticed I like to do little celebratory posts whenever I hit these milestones- but unfortunately with all the aforementioned madness, my brain’s been a little fried- so the things I came up with were somewhat questionable….

For instance- I thought I might try sticking blurbs through google translate and have you guess what they were- it didn’t exactly go well- see what you make of this gibberish:

What is the best Dickens humility and orphans trainee drink a dirty job, but do not dare to dream of being good. One day, he found himself in mysterious circumstances, and “We have high hopes.”

Then I thought of playing “Change a letter, ruin a book”– here are some of the ones I came up with:

Juden the Obscure

Court of Thorns and Noses

Gong Girl

99 Ways

City of Rashes

And my personal favourite… Fisty Falls

BUT in the end I just settled for saying:

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Although you are most welcome to come up with your own book titles in the comments! (It’s not like there’s anything else going on in the world tonight…)

83 thoughts on “800 FOLLOWERS?!?

      1. Aww 🙂 I am so excited for you! So are you thinking about joining in on #MysteryThrillerWeek? We need good reviewers like you. There are prizes and surprises ahead! And lots of Author interaction! Want to join us? It’s gonna be fun.

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  1. CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! Then again, I’m not surprised, you totally rock our banana world! OMG 99 Ways made me think of unspeakable things XD I don’t want to end up in spam jail!!!

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  2. Cheers to another milestone!! 😀 And a big LOL @ the faulty translation, and book titles XD.
    I’ll go with T’ow-Truck Pluck’ here as a book title which lends itself perfectly for this. I just got out of spam jail, though, so keeping things kosher (A).

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  3. Gong girl, hehe.. I just finished reading this and loved how delightedly F****d up it was 🙂 Tho kind of made me scared generally for the future- the line “what have we done to each other, what will we do?” This kinda freaked me out; made a mental note- be NICE to my boyfriend… 😉

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      1. Yes! Lol.. this i feel was a fairly crucial point the book was making.. good point, well made!!… I think it was when it flipped from diary Amy to real Amy, i just went noooooooo way! Have you seen the film?

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