Hello all! As I mentioned a couple of posts ago, I’m currently on holiday, but I thought why should I have all the fun? I saw this ages ago over on angiebooksblog and thought it would be a riot to do- and it was!
Like Angie I’m gonna go with all male characters here- so let’s get to it…
Round 1: Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Draco Malfoy
Oh dear dear dear… not a good start…
Kiss– Edward Cullen- ughh- I’ll close my eyes to protect them from all that sparkling
Marry– Draco Malfoy- well it could be worse…
Kill– Jacob Black- yeah it may surprise you that I think he’s worse than Edward Cullen, but he does frequently try to get it on with Bella without her permission and when she doesn’t want to. Plus he’s a pedo.
Round 2: Death, Gandalf, Walder Frey
Wow- I could’ve had a younger selection…
Kiss– Gandalf- I guess a peck on the forehead will do
Marry– Death (from the Discworld)- he likes curry- I have high hopes this won’t end in divorce- til death do us part!
Kill– Walder Frey- there is no way I’m marrying or kissing this guy!
Round 3: Ramsay Bolton, Ronan, Vetinari
Kiss– Ronan- no complaints!
Marry– Vetinari- I’m sure he’ll trick me into picking him anyway
Kill– Ramsay Bolton- god knows he deserves it!
Round 4: Valek, Dracula, Darkling
Kiss– Darkling- he’s not marriage material, but…
Marry– Valek from Poison Study– easy!
Kill– Dracula- I’ve always wished I could be Buffy
Round 5: Dumbledore, Baz, Mark Watney
Kiss– Baz from Carry On– sorry Simon, I might have to borrow him for five minutes…
Marry– Mark Watney- definitely marriage material!
Kill– Dumbledore- I know this one’ll get me in trouble, but there’s no way
Round 6: Richard III, Frankenstein’s Monster, Smaug
Hohoho this is a bad crop!
Kiss– Richard III- I’ll just close my eyes and pray he doesn’t stab me in the back when it’s over
Marry– Smaug- he can protect me from Richard III! Plus he’s rich!
Kill– Frankenstein’s Monster- yeah I’m sorry I’m not into monsters
Round 7: Harry Potter, Prince Myshkin, Sirius Black
Kiss– Sirius Black- no regrets!
Marry– Prince Myshkin from The Idiot– always been my dream book boyfriend- makes sense we’re finally getting hitched
Kill– Harry Potter- ermmm yeah- I may have killed the chosen one but I saved myself from a bad marriage
Round 8: Iago, Raskolnikov, Voldemort
Kiss– Iago (he’s not actually a parrot)
Marry– Crime and Punishment’s Raskolnikov- umm he’s not the worst murderer on this list, I guess?
Kill- Voldemort- yeah he deserves it- plus I killed the chosen one in the last round so it’s kind of my responsibility.
Round 9: Christian Grey, Theon Greyjoy, Dorian Gray
All the Greys!
Kiss– Theon Greyjoy- well I can’t exactly marry the guy
Marry– Christian Gray- first may I say EWW- but even if he may be a stalker, at least he’s not a murderer
Kill– Dorian Gray- he does kill people, so I can feel pretty guilt free about it
Round 10: AIDAN, Joffrey Baratheon, The Hound
Kiss– The Hound- yuck!
Marry– AIDAN- this is weird- but I don’t think he deserves to die (sort of)
Kill– Joffrey- come on, he deserves it!
Gosh- that was fun- and admittedly a little weird!! Hope you enjoyed that! Agree or disagree with my choices? Let me know in the comments!
Not sure if this was originally a tag, but either way, I tag: Lost Art of Reading, Rivermoosereads, Martin, Never Seen a Nevergreen, Donna, Zezee, A Novel Glimpse, Fernanda, J J Azar and anyone else that fancies doing it!