Kiss Marry Cliff Tag

I’ve been coming on a little strong lately and today I’m gonna kill all the Valentine’s Day vibes… by pushing some fictional characters off a cliff. Because, why not? 😉

kiss marry cliff tag

Thank you so much to the amazing Beth– who mixes up memes, reviews, discussions and awesome features like reading around the world- so worth checking out!

And thank you to the lovely Kat– who not only talks a ton about books and writing, but is also the QUEEN of TV- and really knows her stuff about all the shows you should be watching!

Anyhoo- I was tagged in both the cliff/kill version, but am going with the cliff title today 😉

I decided to use Beth’s rules:

  • Put names of characters, written on separate pieces of papers, in an empty jar or a pen holder.
  • Shake the jar.
  • Pull out three pieces of paper in each round and tell us which character you would kiss, marry, or cliff!

And Kat did 10 rounds so that’s how many I’m doing

Round 1: Voldemort, Celaena Sardothian, Dracula

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Huh, straight out the gate with the difficult questions.

Kiss: I don’t think it’d be too terrible kissing Celaena

Marry: a little part of me has always fancied being a bride of Dracula

Cliff: Voldy’s obviously got to die

Round 2: Elizabeth Bennet, Smaug, Ramsay Bolton

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Okay, I’m gonna be tactical with this one. Because somehow I don’t think kissing Ramsay or Smaug would work out well for me (either I’d get a knife to the gut or burnt to a crisp).

Kiss: I reckon I wouldn’t die kissing Elizabeth

Marry: and I’d be a wealthy lady if I married Smaug (provided he didn’t eat me)

Cliff: Ramsay. Easy.

Round 3: Edward Cullen, Renesmee, Mark Watney

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I can’t kill a baby!! (even a freaky CGI one) So I guess…

Kiss: Renesmee (on the forehead)

Marry: Mark Watney (no hardship there)

Cliff: Edward Cullen (and no loss)

Actually this has all worked out pretty well.

Round 4: Darkling, Uhtred of Bebbanburg, Walder Frey

kiss marry cliff 4

Kiss: THE DARKLING!!!

Marry: UHTRED!!!

Cliff: WALDER FREY!!!!!!

(I got a little overexcited for that one)

Round 5: Atticus Finch, The Librarian, Vetinari

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Ermm I should have thought more carefully about putting the Librarian on this list, cos I can’t kiss or marry a character who is basically me?!

Kiss: I’ll negotiate a kiss out of Vetinari… somehow.

Marry: Atticus is definitely marriage material

Cliff: In a very dark turn of events I guess I’ll have to throw myself off a cliff rather than kill characters I actually like (yeah, I’m focusing on the self-sacrificing element rather than at all the ways logic fails here)

Round 6: Kaz Brekker, Gollum, Dolores Umbridge

kiss marry cliff 6

Kiss: ugh… at least kissing Umbridge will be hygienic.

Marry: I’m definitely marrying Kaz.

Cliff: Gollum can go off a cliff… into mount doom.

Round 7: Gandalf, Peter Pan, Dorian Gray

kiss marry cliff 7

Kiss: a shallow part of me would like to kiss Dorian Gray, but I’ll make the excuse that it’s so I don’t end up molesting a child.

Marry: Gandalf- I mean, he’s old, but ditto that he’s not a child.

Cliff: so I guess I’m very kindly pushing Peter Pan off a cliff (he can fly, he can fly, he can fly, as he’s so fond of telling us)

Round 8: Baz, Harry Potter, William Herondale

harry potter

Damn, hard! It’s actually worse when I like them all.

Kiss: I think I’d better borrow Baz from Simon for a quick kiss (at least I’d enjoy it)

Marry: Will- and there won’t be any love triangle with Jem for me!

Cliff: annnd that just leaves Harry to get pushed off a cliff. I think Harry often gets the short end of the stick in my tags- oh well my advice to him is: “try accio broomstick… if you can” 😉

Round 9: Ebenezer Scrooge, Aslan, Richard III

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Kiss: Hmm I think Ebenezer isn’t the worst, so I’d give him a peck (maybe it’d cheer him up before all the ghosts have to intervene).

Marry: obviously Aslan- I’d basically be married to god- no dice.

Cliff: Richard III- he deserves it.

Round 10: America Singer, Katniss Everdeen, Bilbo Baggins

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Kiss: Katniss- she’d put up too much of a fight for the cliff

Marry: I feel like I’d be pretty happily married to Bilbo (a cosy hobbit hole, smoking *ahem* leaf, and over eating… yeah I could get on board with that).

Cliff: America Singer- quite happily- she’s such an irritating character.

Okay, on that remorseless note, I tag:

Zezee, Winged CynicRebecca, Sam, Samantha, Noriko, Kat@Art of Feels, Journey into Books, Carrie@Cat on the Bookshelf and Little Booky Nook

So that went in surreal directions- what do you think of my answers? Let me know in the comments!

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121 thoughts on “Kiss Marry Cliff Tag

  1. Beth (Reading Every Night) says:

    Oh great answers for this tag! 🙂 I was glad to see that Walter Frey and Ramsey Bolton ended up cliffed. Honestly for those two characters there’s really no other option is there? Also I would have really struggled with Round Nine if I’d picked those characters too, I love them all but in the end I would have gone for the same options you did, and maybe hoped Harry had a chance to do his Accio Firebolt spell before reaching the bottom of the cliff! 😀 Again great picks and great post as well. 🙂 ❤️

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  2. Nel says:

    Lmao. You are on a tag role! I feel like such a slacker. Round 4 is hands down the best round. Uhtred is so damn dreamy! I also like Round 2 cause I would have been pretty upset if you didn’t Sparta kick Ramsay off the cliff, haha.

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  3. raistlin0903 says:

    Hahaha: this was such a seriously funny post. Loved reading these: and I definitely think Katniss would put up a fight alright: so, true, best thing to do is kiss her. (Marriage would be too much of a handful).
    Marry Smaug though??? hmmmmmm……Don’t think I could do that for any reason. Better just kiss and get it over with lol 😂😂

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  4. rebeccamills01 says:

    This tag is all over the place, I love it haha! I have to say round 8 is my favorite and you talking about how Harry usually ends up on the losing end. That’s kind of his thing, though soooo

    Thank you for tagging me! I can’t wait to see who I end up marrying 😛

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  5. Carrie @ Cat on the Bookshelf says:

    I think Edward and Peter Pan stand a good chance of surviving the cliff. Who doesn’t want to throw Richard III off a cliff? I also agree with marrying Dracula.

    Reneesme was a CGI baby? What? 😲 It makes sense, but I didn’t hear about this when the movie came out. I definitely wasn’t paying enough attention to the way films are made back then. Thank you for the tag.

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  6. Kat Impossible says:

    LOL! I was like “I didn’t tag anyone when I did Kiss, Marry, Kill last week”, but this is from the year before. Took me a second to register hahaha
    Mark Watney would seriously be one of the best husbands out there. Whenever I had the option, I married him in the tag. And I laughed so much about the Peter Pan answer. He CAN fly, so you are absolutely right. I always found book Peter highly annoying though.

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  7. twofatnerds says:

    Cool post. Gotta be honest though, as little as I would like to kiss Gollum, I think my desire to give Delores a hearty shove might just win out. Also, the only way I’m pushing that Orangutan off a cliff is if I’m a) using someone else’s arms or b) allowed to attach a bungee rope first. 😀

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  8. Winged Cynic says:

    “Gollum can go off a cliff… into mount doom.” Hahaha I cracked up pretty hard at that one, as well as the Peter Pan comment (“he can fly, he can fly”). In fact, I laughed at every single one of these answers! Awesome tag! Thank you so much for tagging me! 😀

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  9. dragonsandzombies says:

    Ahahaha, I am loving this! I will feel tagged as well, okay? 😀 I love those tags, where you pick different characters – so much fun!

    I’d so marry Smaug as well, and Atticus and also Gandalf and Aslan! No worries that one’s a dragon, one a lion-god and one an old wizard. It’s all good 😀

    I hope Edward won’t survive this fall off the cliff! He might lie somewhere in a ditch and sparkle forever!

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  10. onespeculiar says:

    throwing ramsey, Voldemort, pan over the cliff. no regrets at all!! besides pan is a child it would be awkward to marry or kiss him! cozy hobbit hole with biblo would be NICE! i liked your choice of characters. it was so much fun hhahaah!

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      • Jessica Triepel says:

        Right. The TV version definitely isn’t bad, and that’s one tubing I do like about the series— that they tried to do a good job matching actors to characters. But the book version is just so uber masculine, that there’s just no comparison! Haha!

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  11. LizScanlon says:

    Tag is brilliant and your choices make it so fun! hahaha. Edward off the cliff and marry Smaug- fantastic!
    hey, I caved and watched Dorian Gray on Netflix about a week ago before reading the book… Quite liked the movie and I can see how much more the book will manage to shake me up once I get around to reading it- very exciting! 🙂

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  12. littlebookynook says:

    This is awesome! Thanks so much for the tag 😊😊 I agree with every single one of your choices. I really liked how you pushed characters off the cliff who can fly. Hahaha I wonder if Harry would get his broom in time…I’m not liking the odds 😂 Great answers!

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