Hello all! I have a bit of a surprise post today- both for me and you- because this post is somewhat unplanned. Last week in my Reverse Q&A I asked the question “If you were the world’s worst superhero, what would your superpower be?” Your answers were all HILARIOUS! And at the lovely Katie @Never Not Reading’s suggestion, I decided to share all of them in a BIG BUMPER post! Everyone featured is linked to their blog, so you can check out all their amazing content! Plus, since it’s only fair, I’ll be giving my own answer at the end! Enjoy! 😉
I would save the world by turning people into bookworms!
My superpower would be remembering important stuff for other people, but not myself.
Can only read the minds of cats
I could read a book in one glance but then would forget it. If I read it regularly, THEN I could remember it.
Bring all book worlds to life (which isn’t really lame but still…)
Hm. Invisibility. Except not full invisibility. There’s a glimmering glow. Think Edward in Twilight lol
The ability to read ten books a day regardless of size
It would be the ability to remember everything except what’s important.
Omg, it would have to be something with healing, but…. all I want to do is be able to fly! Haha
Prolly setting fires to random things, randomly… by accident
I’d want some kind of teleportation power, just because I’m kinda lazy
A Speedster (I have fibro, neuropathy and am a total klutz, so being like the Flash wouldn’t be pretty!)
Touch people and make them orgasm. Although, some people might not consider that the worst super power…
I am going to take a page out of my nerdish book and say my powers in my current D&D campaign; healing
The power to be invisible but only when no one is looking- I feel like that would be a useless superpower!
My power would be constantly reminding people of the things they need to do, like *zap* wash the dishes Jack. *zap* pick up the dog poo Sally *zap* write your blog posts
I would be able to make annoying songs get stuck in people’s head (Baby by Justin Bieber forever!)
Tell me who doesn’t have this song in their head now? Her power works already!
Can detect marshmallow, but only when it’s five metres away. No more, no less.
Detecting the perpetrators of silent farts in packed public places
Identifying different rocks from the any size piece.
Able to read 24/7 and not needing sleep
Having my hair colour change depending on my mood, like a sort of mood ring
I’d probably have the ability to breathe underwater but end up living in the desert, or the ability to overthink even more than I already do haha
To be able fix cracked phone screens. Huzzah!
Remembering the name of that song that was stuck in your head two songs ago.
Know the exact time it hits midnight in every timezone and country.
World’s worst…?? Hm, how about the ability to change the TV channel with the blink of an eye? LOL
I’m going to have to go with a classic Who’s Line is it Anyway joke: Captain Obvious.
Being able to summon fruit whenever and wherever
Being able to inflate balloons hahaha, I have no idea?
The Ostrich (because I like to bury my head in the sand)
WORST? Hmmm, being able to appear in the middle of the room at the most awkward moments?
Being such a bitchy drama queen that villains would run for the hills.
I would be able to transform into a goldfish or miniature hamster or any kind of small useless animal. (My only real quality would be that I could always escape through tiny cracks)
My superpower would be making all cats want to cuddle me.
The power to stay up all night reading and still function on two hours of sleep!
The ability to read really quickly.
Running backwards at mediocre speeds.
Tough tough …. Knitting.
Oh, hmm… knitting… I could knit woolly socks and jumpers and maybe get the villains to wear them and when they do they get so comfy they won’t want to villain anymore?
To give people eye crusties at will.
Anytime there’s a prize wheel where you spin and get a prize, I almost always get the best prize lol. So I guess I’d be Prize Wheel Spinner Girl
Maybe making things smelly?
Haha! If I truly were a horrible superhero, I would make everyone put their thoughts into words and let them say it out loud. No diplomacy and sugar coating things.
Glow in the dark uncontrollably (where flashlights are omnipresent; plus it may be a severe disadvantage when you want to hide from the enemy), restore electric power (we have power banks!), knowing people’s locations (we have GPS).
I would wake up precisely when a movie’s credits rolled… and the bad guys were attacking WOO SUPERHERO TIME
Knitting at consistent tension, LOL
Annnd now time for my response…. I thought long and hard and realised that there could be only one answer: the ability to steal bananas from anywhere at will- for instance you could be enjoying a banana on the other side of the world and *ping* it’s mine (I have a feeling this is becoming more of the worst supervillain power but whatever…) And my name would be the BANANA BANDIT!!
If you didn’t answer, what your worst superpower be? And if you did, which ones do you think could make the best “worst superheroes” team up? Let me know in the comments!