World’s Worst Superheroes – All *Your* Awesome Answers!

Hello all! I have a bit of a surprise post today- both for me and you- because this post is somewhat unplanned. Last week in my Reverse Q&A I asked the question “If you were the world’s worst superhero, what would your superpower be?” Your answers were all HILARIOUS! And at the lovely Katie @Never Not Reading’s suggestion, I decided to share all of them in a BIG BUMPER post! Everyone featured is linked to their blog, so you can check out all their amazing content! Plus, since it’s only fair, I’ll be giving my own answer at the end! Enjoy! 😉

Michael K @Tales from the Galactic Empires

I would save the world by turning people into bookworms!

matilda books

Yup, pretty confident that would save the world…

Daley Downing

My superpower would be remembering important stuff for other people, but not myself.

Everyday Strange

Can only read the minds of cats

scaredy-cat

Some “people” might not be happy about this…

Bookstooge

I could read a book in one glance but then would forget it. If I read it regularly, THEN I could remember it.

Book Beach Bunny

Bring all book worlds to life (which isn’t really lame but still…)

Suziey Bravo @Of all the books in all the libraries

Hm. Invisibility. Except not full invisibility. There’s a glimmering glow. Think Edward in Twilight lol

EdwardCullenSunlight

Yikes!

The Cozy Pages

The ability to read ten books a day regardless of size

Kelly @Another Book in the Wall

It would be the ability to remember everything except what’s important.

Vera @Unfiltered Tales

Mind control

Meltotheany

Omg, it would have to be something with healing, but…. all I want to do is be able to fly! Haha

peter pan robin williams flying

Norrie @Reading Under the Blankie

Prolly setting fires to random things, randomly… by accident

fire

Beth @Reading Every Night

I’d want some kind of teleportation power, just because I’m kinda lazy

Kim @By Hook or by Book

A Speedster (I have fibro, neuropathy and am a total klutz, so being like the Flash wouldn’t be pretty!)

flash

Tumbling into Wonderland

Touch people and make them orgasm. Although, some people might not consider that the worst super power…

Samantha Duffy @Modern Witch’s Bookshelf

I am going to take a page out of my nerdish book and say my powers in my current D&D campaign; healing

Kristin Kraves Books

The power to be invisible but only when no one is looking- I feel like that would be a useless superpower!

invisible

Marina @Books of Magic

My power would be constantly reminding people of the things they need to do, like *zap* wash the dishes Jack.  *zap* pick up the dog poo Sally *zap* write your blog posts

Kerri @Carolina Book Belle

I would be able to make annoying songs get stuck in people’s head (Baby by Justin Bieber forever!)

 

baby justin bieber.gif

Tell me who doesn’t have this song in their head now? Her power works already!

Holly @Inkspy

Can detect marshmallow, but only when it’s five metres away. No more, no less.

marshmello

Zezee with Books

Detecting the perpetrators of silent farts in packed public places

Briana @Pages Unbound

Identifying different rocks from the any size piece.

Sahi @My World of Books

Able to read 24/7 and not needing sleep

This is One for the Books

Having my hair colour change depending on my mood, like a sort of mood ring

hair change colour

Maddie @Of Reading and Random Things

I’d probably have the ability to breathe underwater but end up living in the desert, or the ability to overthink even more than I already do haha

Aimee, Always

To be able fix cracked phone screens. Huzzah!

Carrie @Cat On the Bookshelf

Remembering the name of that song that was stuck in your head two songs ago.

Fictionologyst

Sleeping 😂

PrincessAuroraSleeps

 

Cherry and Jelly Beans

Know the exact time it hits midnight in every timezone and country.

Carrie’s Book Reviews

World’s worst…?? Hm, how about the ability to change the TV channel with the blink of an eye? LOL

Katie @Never Not Reading

I’m going to have to go with a classic Who’s Line is it Anyway joke: Captain Obvious.

captain obvious

Zuky the Bookbum

Being able to summon fruit whenever and wherever

The Paperback Piano

Being able to inflate balloons hahaha, I have no idea?

balloons

Birdie Bookworm

The Ostrich (because I like to bury my head in the sand)

Marie @Drizzle and Hurricane Books

WORST? Hmmm, being able to appear in the middle of the room at the most awkward moments?

walk in walk out

Adrienne Morris @Middle May Books

Being such a bitchy drama queen that villains would run for the hills.

Kat Impossible @Life and Other Disasters

I would be able to transform into a goldfish or miniature hamster or any kind of small useless animal. (My only real quality would be that I could always escape through tiny cracks)

Perfectly Tolerable

Running Away

run away

Aurora Librialis

My superpower would be making all cats want to cuddle me.

cuddle cat.gif

Angelica @The Book Cover Girls

The power to stay up all night reading and still function on two hours of sleep!

Journey into Books

The ability to read really quickly.

read-fast

Lost Art of Reading

Running backwards at mediocre speeds.

running backwards

Word Craft

Tough tough …. Knitting.

Liis @Cover to Cover

Oh, hmm… knitting… I could knit woolly socks and jumpers and maybe get the villains to wear them and when they do they get so comfy they won’t want to villain anymore?

knitting

Jackie B @Death By Tsudonku

To give people eye crusties at will.

Kristen @Metaphors and Moonlight

Anytime there’s a prize wheel where you spin and get a prize, I almost always get the best prize lol. So I guess I’d be Prize Wheel Spinner Girl

wheel spin

Whit Reads Lit

Maybe making things smelly?

Frost at Midnight

Haha! If I truly were a horrible superhero, I would make everyone put their thoughts into words and let them say it out loud. No diplomacy and sugar coating things.

Midsize Anxiety

Glow in the dark uncontrollably (where flashlights are omnipresent; plus it may be a severe disadvantage when you want to hide from the enemy), restore electric power (we have power banks!), knowing people’s locations (we have GPS).

Shae @Cade Under Books

I would wake up precisely when a movie’s credits rolled… and the bad guys were attacking WOO SUPERHERO TIME

wake up

Nicole @Bookwyrm Knits

Knitting at consistent tension, LOL

Annnd now time for my response…. I thought long and hard and realised that there could be only one answer: the ability to steal bananas from anywhere at will- for instance you could be enjoying a banana on the other side of the world and *ping* it’s mine (I have a feeling this is becoming more of the worst supervillain power but whatever…) And my name would be the BANANA BANDIT!!

If you didn’t answer, what your worst superpower be? And if you did, which ones do you think could make the best “worst superheroes” team up? Let me know in the comments!

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99 thoughts on “World’s Worst Superheroes – All *Your* Awesome Answers!

  1. Norrie says:

    Haha. It was hilarious! 😂 Love the super powers involving cats. But i think the inside of my cat’s brain is a scary place, so I’d rather not know what he’s plotting all day… 😹

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  2. Vera says:

    Maybe we can set Anti-Avengers and write a book about them? Hilarious answers, I enjoyed reading through them all, so much fun.
    And love your stealing bananas 🍌 power as well lol! 😂

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  3. LizScanlon says:

    What a fantastic start to my morning! Hahaha, all of the answers made me giggle hard and I loved some of the more ‘unique’ ones 😀 Eye crusts, cats and Bieber songs?
    Honestly- I like this gang of people- my faith in the world has been restored 😀

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  4. Winged Cynic says:

    Pwahahaha this was hilarious! I think making people orgasm, appearing at the most awkward moments, and being such a bitch that the villains of the world flee takes the cake for me, although being a banana bandit would be pretty awesome too. 😀 Awesome idea for a post!

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  5. PerfectlyTolerable says:

    This is awesome! Thanks for gathering them all together and linking back to me 😀

    If I were to create a superhero team from the ones mentioned I would gather all those with reading related abilities and call them the “Super Book Club”, or the “National Readers League” or something cool haha I am bad with naming things

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  6. Beth (Reading Every Night) says:

    Oh I love all of these answers and I have to say some of these powers would come in really handy; like being able to fly and survive on only two hours sleep (I feel like I already try and do that one without the superpower). But oh I would LOVE the ability to read ten books a day and bring bookish worlds to live, who wouldn’t right?
    Great post. 🙂 ❤

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  7. lucindablogs says:

    Ahaha I see I’m too tardy for the party on this because of my unintentional hiatus but I love everyone’s responses and I love the idea of a reverse Q&A!

    The Banana Bandit could totally be the arch nemesis of Bananaman (is Bananaman before your time? Google it 😂). You could be part of a great reboot!

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  8. klkranesya says:

    These are hilarious. It’s hard to pick a favorite. But the one about inflating balloons and the running backwards at mediocre speeds, made me laugh very hard. What a fun post!

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  9. Nel says:

    I don’t know what my worst super power would be. I feel like it would probably have to be food related or something but I don’t know. Very entertaining post however! 🙂

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  10. Mischenko says:

    This was hilarious reading! All are creative. An awesome list of super powers, but yours is my favorite. 😂😂😂 I have no idea what mine would be! 🤣💜 Something healing perhaps. Great post!

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  11. Nicola @ Thoughts on Fantasy says:

    Such great answers! I’d definitely take one of the reading faster ones if I could 😀

    Btw Kristin’s answer of being only invisible if people aren’t looking reminded me of the film Mystery Men – there was a character called Invisible Boy with exactly that superpower and it actually came in handy in an amusing way toward the end of the film (he gets past a motion sensor laser thing but everyone has to not look at him while he does). I thought it was pretty funny they managed to make a seemingly useless power useful!

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