Monthly Monkey *MINION* Review

My sister dared me to do this months ago and I always sometimes follow through with dares. All for the lols, take this seriously at your own peril ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Nowadays you canโ€™t go anywhere without minions. You can get regular toys or plushies from this fad:

minion plushie 1

Or get one all dressed upโ€ฆ

minion maid plushie

Or three for the price of one stuffed into a bananaโ€ฆ

minion plushie

Okay this one I like- 5/5 bananas

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Of course, I have noticed the distinctlyย bananaย flavoured note to these toys:

 

But sometimes it goes too far- I wanted to eat some bananas and what do I get? Minions!

banana minions

So I went to get some of my fave banana flavoured tic tacs and what do I find?! MINIONS!

banana tic tacs

This monkey *BLOWS A RASPERY* at the cheek of it! You may take our jokes, but you will never take our bananas! I fling my banana peels at you!

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Incidentally, while weโ€™re on the topic, there are also lots of memesโ€ฆ *claps like Pewdiepie* (also subscribe to Pewdiepie btw ๐Ÿ˜‰ )

minion meme review

Not bad. Plus it seems like a suitably bookish note to end on ๐Ÿ˜œ

Alrighty then, hope you enjoyed this fresh batch of nonsense! If youโ€™d like any of these products, well, Iโ€™m sure theyโ€™re on ebay somewhere #nonspon ๐Ÿ˜‰ And if thereโ€™s anything youโ€™d like to dare me to do in the future, I might just do it in 6-8 months ๐Ÿ˜‰

67 thoughts on “Monthly Monkey *MINION* Review

  1. Totally made me smile on a stressful day so thanks! We actually have two of the giant blow-up Christmas lawn ornament minions. I blame my nephew and naturally the adult who didn’t have the good sense to tell him no. Apparently I can’t resist the minions either!

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