Monthly Monkey Mini Reviews – June

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Hello all! I think I’m becoming a bit of an old record lately, recounting how busy I’ve been every month, explaining why I’m playing catch up and *yada yada yada*… Rather than dancing to that tune again, I’ll skip all that and just say if you’re interested in my adventures offline you can check out this post 😉 For everyone else, we can just get straight to the books, cos there’s a lot of them!

devil's thief

The Devil’s Thief– I am haunted by my disappointment for this book. It’s the kind of book I quite enjoyed reading, but look back on with irritation. Because it could’ve been so good! Following its powerful predecessor, this had a bold opening, with stunning prose, thus assuring me I was in for a treat. And yet somehow it didn’t manage to fulfil the promise. While there was some entertaining action throughout, the structure was ultimately more disjointed than The Last Magician and I didn’t feel as connected to it. There was far too much squabbling and I didn’t care for the characters as I should. I also felt that the romantic problems were repetitive and pointless- maybe because I’d just watched a video on the rule of three- or maybe because there’s only so many times you can read that Esta is *a strong woman* and Harte is *too old fashioned* (what with him being from a different time period and all). Problem is, this was not helped by the fact that Esta literally wasn’t listening to the fact Harte was possessed!! I’m honestly unsure about whether I should continue with this series now- despite the fact the twist at the end was decent and I’d kinda like to see how it all works out. It would be really great if someone could pop back from the future and let me know if it’s worth it 😉

Rating: 3½/5 bananas

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emergency contact

Emergency Contact- do you know that feeling where you pick up a book and instantly know it’s not for you? Well I had that with this book. The second I’d started reading I knew. But I’d waited in a queue to read it on overdrive and now I had the (albeit not physical) copy, I was determined to finish it dammit! Annnd it was totally not worth it. I *hated* the writing style straight away- it felt like it was trying too darn hard to be down with the kids. And there was SO MUCH virtue signalling. Such as: “Never mind the karma of a total non-Jew stealing a book about the Jewish holocaust from a Jewish person.” Everything. Is. Wrong. With. That. Sentence. I can’t even will myself to dissect it. Or the time when she expresses her thoughts on Memoirs of a Geisha: “a book Penny adored until she discovered some rando white guy had written it”. Wow, stunning and brave 😉 I found Penny insufferably unlikeable and ergo did not have much interest in the plot/romance/much of anything to do with this. This is not to trash the book- I just think you can figure out within the first sentence/page/chapter whether this is for you or not. That’s definitely something I should have done. Moral of the story: I need to DNF more! Needless to say, I have not learnt that lesson quite yet 😉

Rating: 1½/5 bananas

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a separate peace

A Separate Peace– “it’s an American classic”, I was sneeringly told by the person that recommended it. Now, that may very well have prejudiced me against the book, but I will still say I am not quite sure why it is considered an American classic. I never connected with the dry writing style; I thought the story lacked a certain punchiness. And this all culminated in a dull and unearned ending. Finny was, admittedly, an interesting character- it was just a shame he wasn’t explored as fully as he could have been. There were also some interesting ideas here- it was again a pity that they amounted to very little in the eyes of this reader, since they were conveyed in a textbook-style telling instead of showing. Most notably, telling me a moral at the end, without demonstrating it throughout the story feels cheap and pointless. Personally, I found this book a bit of a waste of time, though there was potential in it.

Rating: 2/5 bananas



Otherworld– another in a string of bad books. However, the positive side of this one is I DNF’d it! That’s right! I finally learnt my lesson! Why was this the straw that broke this monkey’s back? Well, there’s a long list of reasons- not least that it felt like reading a string of clichés and recycled ideas. This was Ready Player One, only without the great voice and stand-out characters. The protagonist had ZERO personality (no, having a “kishka” does not count- it just makes you a racial stereotype- so thanks for that I guess?) We’re told over and over that the Otherworld is a *fabulous* place, but I never felt it shown in the flat descriptions. Perhaps if I hadn’t had a string of meh reads this month I would have been more inclined to finish it- but life is too short and I had little hope of it improving. Based on what I’d read so far, I gave it:

Rating: 1/5 bananas


beautiful disaster

Beautiful Disaster– well the clue is in the title I guess 😉 Just so damn ugly and petty- though perhaps not as terrible as I was led to expect (although I do think a lot of the love interest’s behaviours wouldn’t fly today). Oh and heads up, the people in this all suck. Strangely, that wasn’t my biggest issue though. What actually spoiled this book for me is the weird structure- there are so many time jumps and issues with pacing. At points the characters would be in the middle of some crucial interlude in their lives, only to skip a few weeks. For me, this was incredibly jarring.

Rating: 2/5 bananas



Panic– Lauren Oliver to the rescue! I am always assured that when I pick up one of Oliver’s books I’m going to be rewarded with a wonderfully written, interesting concept, entertaining read- and this was no exception! This was a thrill a minute and I really liked how the idea was handled. I also found the characters engaging enough and the twist solid. While this may not be her best book, I still enjoyed it and would recommend if you like her work.

Rating: 4/5 bananas


dark matter

Dark Matter– this was by far one of the best books I read all month. From the intriguing opening, this had a fast-paced intensity that made it hard for me to keep my breath. There are some creepy turns to this and it works out as a fascinating thought experiment. What I liked most about it was how Jason consistently chose to be the best version of himself (you’ll know what I mean if you’ve read it 😉 ) This was an absolutely wild ride, an exhilarating journey, with a bonkers ending- in the best kind of way!

Rating: 4/5 bananas



Always Never Yours– this had both a unique and typical plot- which completely works in its favour. Often in YA contemporaries, whatever the characters are studying in school has some sort of bearing on the plot. But it’s usually rather a disappointment. How many times will we see a character studying Romeo and Juliet, for instance, only to be swept off their feet by someone they can’t have? This is always especially funny in a high school when they’re being all *melodramatic* high school about their performances and trying to fit in all 5 acts (when even professionals know to cut for time lol). Now, while I won’t say this was wholly original in that regard, it did miraculously flip the script a little by exploring the role of Rosalind. Even if the character of Megan sometimes made very little sense to me, I did appreciate this fresh take, especially as it allowed for the mc grow in courage, learning to take the lead, instead of always waiting in the wings. It was just a shame that (because of weirdly inexplicable girl rules?) she had to forgive a friend who betrayed her by the end of the story. For me personally, the protagonist was too nice in this regard, sacrificing her character development to be treated like a doormat. Frankly, I’m struggling not to rant about how all cheats are skeez-bags, so I’ll just skip to the fact that at least I enjoyed the mc’s romance and leave it at that.

Rating: 3½/5 bananas

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death comes to pemberley

audiobook2Death Comes to Pemberley– if I had to describe this in a couple of words, I’d sum it up as enjoyable fanfic. I won’t be pretending this is in any way highbrow, when in fact, it is so very, very silly. Personally, the sole reason I picked this up was that I’ve been in the mood for a lot of Austen lately and can’t seem to get enough of what actually exists in canon (anyone fancy building a time machine and fetching Austen from the past so she can write at least one more book?). So, naturally, what was I to do but check out a murder mystery set in Austenland? 😉 Nonetheless, one of its biggest failings is not that it insists on putting the characters of Pride and Prejudice in the most ludicrous of circumstances, but that it recaps the original so frequently and unnecessarily that the point is a little laboured. I confess, I have very little knowledge of fanfic, so perhaps someone can answer in the comments if characters excessively recalling the events of their past is a common theme in the genre? Regardless, I did have a bizarrely enjoyable time with this, mostly thanks to the atmospheric hold of the author and the rather pleasant reading from the audiobook narrator.

Rating: 2½/5 bananas

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So have you read any of these? Did you like them? Let me know in the comments!

55 thoughts on “Monthly Monkey Mini Reviews – June

  1. Panic was my first Lauren Oliver book. I think now it’s my least favorite, but it was still good! I’m glad you enjoyed it.
    I haven’t read Beautiful Disaster yet. I think I own it on Kindle, but I’ve heard so many mixed feelings on it. You make it sound even worse.
    Great reviews!

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  2. From all the books you’ve listed here Death at Pemberley is the only one I’ve read so far – and for exactly the same reason: I wanted more Austen. 😉 Count me in on building that time machine!! 😄
    And seeing your ratings and reading your reviews I’m actually glad I haven’t read most of the others – when you find them horrible, I know that I’ll find them horrible as well! But I look forward to reading Lauren Oliver – love her work! 😄💕

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  3. I was worried you’d read for an entire month without liking anything – relieved you found a few good books. I read A Separate Peace years ago and only remember the essential premise – but I know I really liked it. Death Comes to Pemberley has been on my bookshelf for a bit, pleading, “Pick me, pick me.” So maybe I will.

    As for The Devil’s Thief – a shonda.

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  4. Probably shouldn’t admit that I kinda liked Beautiful Disaster 😂 I mean the whole thing goes on too long but I did not hate it.

    The same can’t really be said for Death Comes to Pemberley. It took the characters I love and made them rubbish. Nope not a fan. The adaptation is mildly better but when I want an Austen fix that’s not Austen I tend to watch Austenland. It’s a terrible film but I love it.

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  5. Oh no! It seems like your recent reads were mostly disappointing. I am also kinda sad to see that you didn’t enjoy the sequel to The Last Magician because I am hoping to read both of them this autumn. 😳

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  6. A Separate Peace used to be one of my favorite books! I cannot remember why, so I’ll have to reread it sometime!

    I agree about Death Comes to Pemberly, though. I didn’t like it at all and was confused that it became popular and well-reviewed.

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  7. I’ve read Dark Matter and it did nothing to improve my already low opinion of Blake. I’m glad you enjoyed it but I found it a bunch of rehashed, recycled and regurgitated SF ideas that have been done for decades and done much better by other authors.

    I’ve occasionally thought about trying the Pemberly book, but the very idea has always struck me wrong and since the first word that struck me of your review was “fanfic”, I’m glad I’ve passed. Sounds like I’ll be passing for the rest of my life on that one!

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  8. Great mini reviews! I’m so happy to hear you read Dark Matter! I loved that book, and have enjoyed some of Blake Crouch’s other books too. He always has such intriguing concepts for his books! I also love Lauren Oliver – Panic is not my favourite book of hers, but I did enjoy it, and she’s one of my favourite writers. Such a shame about Emergency Contact. I’ve got a copy of it, so I’m interested to see what I think of it, but the main character sounds like she might irritate me a lot! xxx

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    1. Thank you! I’m really glad you liked that book too 😀 I very much agree. Totally get what you mean- I love her too 😀 Yeah she really wasn’t for me and whether you’ll like the book really depends on whether you like the mc in this case xxx

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  9. I haven’t read The Devil’s Thief yet but really loved the first book! It’s one of my favorite reads! I’m sorry the sequel didn’t meet your expectations! I’ll try to lower my expectations when I finally get around to it. I’ve read the Emergency Contact and I also found the main character Penny unlikable. She’s very Judgmental!
    Great reviews!

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  10. I haven’t read any of these yet, but want to read Dark Matter! Hopefully soon! I’ve been eyeing it for a while now.

    Good for you for the DNF! Sometimes it’s just necessary.

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  11. Oh, I’m so sad to hear that about The Devil’s Thief! I have The Last Magician on my TBR for this month, and now I’m a little nervous!

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  12. I liked the mini series based on Death Comes to Pemberly, which I thought I’d hate, so I surprised myself lol. Seems like quite a few middling to poor books in this batch. Glad there were a couple you really enjoyed though. I remember liking Dark Matter, the premise was definitely interesting. 🙂

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  13. Loved these tiny reviews ❤
    Dark Matter was a big fave of mine 🙂
    I read the first few pages of Emergency Contact and i'm totes with you. I'm sure someone likes that writing style, but it ain't me either…

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  14. I JUST read Dark Matter last week with my book club! What a mind f*** right? I feel like Blake Crouch did such a wonderful job taking such a complex concept and making it accessible to all types of readers. Most of the women in my book club had never attempted science fiction before, but everyone loved it! I cannot wait to read his new book coming out!

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  15. Wow, that’s a rough ride, if I read that many bad books in a whole row, I would swear off reading for a while! I read the preview of Beautiful Disaster (could not be more true to its name) and I loved it, they all seem diabolical – can’t wait to read it! Hope the time jumps aren’t too bad.


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