Hello all! That was a WILD month! Over here in the UK, it was feeling hot hot HOT!!! But even with the crazy temperatures, I managed to drag myself out the house and do some cool things ๐ Right away, my month was off to a great start when a friend treated me to Jerusalem:


With incredible performances and an amazing script, I felt so lucky that this was my first experience at the theatre in years. A complex play, the story follows Rooster, who is on the verge of being evicted from his caravan. For all the rough edges, this tells of a purity beneath the grime. I particularly liked how the humour threw the darkness into sharp relief and made the experience fly by. And, ultimately, it softened me up for the gut punch at the end!!
Then I was lucky enough to go to Madame Butterfly- which was yet another stunning and moving Royal Opera House performance. Even more tragic than La Boheme, Pucciniโs opera felt more real because the ending was so twisted.
Finally, I found myself on a witchy hike in the woods of Surrey!





Also, I never wouldโve noticed this post box if it wasnโt pointed out to me, but can you tell whatโs special about it?
Donโt Make a Sound– I donโt have much to shout about with this book. It had some cool moments of tension and kept me up reading all night, but was probably a little dark for me. Plus there were some things that stretched credulity. For instance, why when a police officer goes missing ON A MISSING PERSONโS CASE does nobody check where he went last?!??! Also, how are they not suspicious of the jumpy, creepy, elderly couple? I dunno, a lot of the people in this book had to be extremely stupid for the plot to work. That said, it did have a stellar final twist.
Rating: 3/5 bananas

Bird by Bird– ehh this didnโt really take off for me. I love the title of this bookโฆ and not much else. Writing advice books arenโt really my jam, but Iโd heard this was one you simply *had to* read. Annnd I donโt know why people think that. I guess the author is very assertive at telling you how right she is about everything (from writing advice to freedom fighters always being right apparently). Yet for me, this is just another prescriptive writing manual, with vaguely encouraging ideas like donโt be a perfectionist told in an irritating way. I just donโt see whatโs so special about another writer saying that making it in writing is hard and to focus on characters over plot. Youโll hear the same advice for free on the internet.
Rating: 2/5 bananas

Gilded– for me, this book was a rare and golden experience. When I first picked it up, over a year ago, I wasnโt in the mood and thought it wasnโt going to be for me. But, not being able to resist the pull of a Rumpelstiltskin retelling, I decided to pick it up again and, lo and behold, it was absolutely magical! I simply loved how it wove the story, threading together the plot in an unusual way. Up close I could not see where the story was heading- and yet when I stood back the beautiful tapestry was clear. Itโs one of my favourite Meyer books to date and Iโm looking forward to the conclusion!
Rating: 5/5 bananas

Dark Queens– this is real life game of thrones and I am here for it!! Exploring the forgotten and erased parts of the dark ages to life, Dark Queens is centred on the rivalry of two powerful queens during the Merovingian dynasty. While this was a time period I knew virtually nothing about, I found myself completely gripped by the political intrigue and inner workings of these kingdoms. More than that, the book centres on the memory of these now-mythical queens, who were written out of the history books for their gender. I found it fascinating to follow how they both seized and ceded their power, learning of the personal struggles at the heart of their rule. If I had one criticism of the book, Iโd say that I do not share the authorโs admiration for their ruthlessness and ambition, just as I would not for the male rulers at the time. That said, this is easily one of the best non-fiction books Iโve ever read. Heck itโs one of the best books Iโve read! Even if it doesnโt have dragons ๐
Rating: 5/5 bananas

Why Did You Stay?- How do you follow up a great book like that? With great difficulty. While I appreciated the basic premise that women are often conditioned to accept shitty relationships for the sake of โromanceโ (see the likes of Beauty and the Beast to Grease), I was not as impressed by this book as I wanted to be. Unfortunately, Humphriesโ jolty style and sloppy structure make it hard to focus on her unfolding epiphanies. I feel like the book would have benefited from cutting down- at the very least. And, as much as I liked that this raised some awareness of toxic relationships and peopleโs reaction to it (with that awful shaming question โwhy did you stay?โ ringing in the ears of so many) I did not feel like this went nearly far enough. While this is just one story, I couldnโt help but feel like it was a missed opportunity to talk about why people get stuck and perhaps how to get unstuck (hint: that question doesnโt help anybody). Still, I did particularly like the epilogue and its summations.
Rating: 3/5 bananas

Thatโs all for now! Have you read any of these? What did you think of them? Let me know in the comments! And I hope you all had a good month! โค
I’m really glad you got to go to the theater afters such a long time and that it was a good experience. The walk also looked lovely! You reading on the other hand? Seemed like a mixed bag, but with still some 5-bananas-reads in there – that’s always good.
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It was great!! โบ๏ธ Haha it was a mixed bag, but there were still some fantastic reads in there, so I’m happy โบ๏ธ
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Ah, you read THE DARK QUEENS! That story is so wild. I want to make everyone read it!
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It was so so good!! I can’t stop thinking about it!!
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That walk looks out of books. Itโs been ages I read Marissa Mayer. Iโm adding that to wish list. I hope you have wonderful August.
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Gilded was so great!! Thank you, you too ๐๐
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I adored Gilded as well! It was my first Marissa Meyer and I became a fan immediately!
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It was so good!! โบ๏ธ
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Is the post box built into it’s own little niche? I love old post boxes, especially the Victorian cast iron ones.
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Yes- it’s an actual Victorian post box!! (do you see the VR?)
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“I dunno, a lot of the people in this book had to be extremely stupid for the plot to work.”
๐ It’s often the case with thrillers, isn’t it?
Witchy trail indeed! It looks lovely!
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Haha it is!! ๐
It was!!
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I really like Bird by Bird back in the day. I was actually handed a photocopy of the chapter called The Sh*tty First Draft in a class on how become a writing tutor. I don’t know whether now, as an experienced writer, I’d be as underwhelmed by a it as you are. A lot of it is about making it in traditional publishing, which I have skipped.
Also, she seems to be a devotee of the “feeling your way,” pantsing school of novel-writing thought, which is fine but it’s not the only way to write a novel, and I don’t believe that pantsing is more spiritual than plotting, and she sometimes slips in to implying that it is. It may just be the more typical female way to write, and I am clearly pansting my way through this comment.
I do enjoy Lamott’s bon mots and the message that even experienced writers have their insecurities (in her case, really big ones) and that this can be a normal part of the writing process. I think perhaps many beginning writers think that if they produce something they hate, or something awful, they’re doing it wrong.
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Hello there! My name is Cami Michaels and I love your blog. I’m a new author and I write sci-fi fantasy romance. What is the process to get a review from the orangutan librarian? I know that my novel I Am Sheffrou: An Alien Love Story has had good reviews but as you know well, new reviews are always welcome. I hope you will take a moment to see for yourself. Thanks and I will continue to read your posts and laugh.
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Iโve been meaning to check out plays and go to the opera just to properly experience them as an adult. Iโm glad to hear how much of a blast you had yourself! Stunning photos too, by the way! Thanks for sharing these mini reviews with us too (you got my attention for Dark Queens!).
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Oh it’s totally worth it!! I’ve had such a good time going as an adult โบ๏ธ thank you!! Oh I highly highly recommend it!!
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Oh my gosh that walk looks awesome thanks for sharing pictures! It’s been so hot here too and I am just… melting. Makes it difficult for me to get any reading done.
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