So this absolutely bananas thing happened and I’m just lost for words: somehow I hit 5000 followers?! I mean, I’m kinda supposed to come up with things to say for everything and all I’ve got ?!?!??!?!?HJDFJHDH????!… which roughly translates to OH-MY-GAWD-THIS-IS-CRAZY-I-AM-ETERNALLY-GRATEFUL!!!!
This all down to you guys being so wonderful and as a thank you I’ve decided to host a quick giveaway, where two of you lovely people can win a book of your choosing worth upto £15 on Bookdepository. That’s right- two winners! To enter, just click on the link below…
The giveaway will run from now until the 4th of August and the winners contacted shortly after. It is open to anyone who lives in a country where book depository can deliver to (all other terms and conditions are available on rafflecopter)
I guess all that’s left to say is good luck and another MASSIVE THANK YOU!
So a couple of days ago I hit 3000 followers and I’m still in a state of shock to be honest. It still amazes me that anyone reads my blog at all! Massive thank you and much love to you all!
I wanted to do a fun little post in celebration and since I’d like this to be more about *you* than me- which is why I’m doing a reverse Q&A. I’ve devised some really important questions as well 😉 Starting with:
What’s your favourite kind of cheese?
Are you more of a DNFer or a power-through-to-the-end kind of reader?
If you were the world’s worst superhero, what would your superpower be?
Who is your biggest bookish hero?
What movie mashup would you most like to see?
What’s the best thing about summer?
What would your perfect summer day be like?
And finally, don’t think, tell me the first summery book that pops into your mind!
The giveaway will run until midnight on the 31st of October (GMT London local time) and I’ll contact the winner shortly after. It is open to anyone who lives in a country where book depository can deliver to (all other terms and conditions are available on rafflecopter)
Hello again- it’s been what, a few hours? Did you miss me? Just here to conclude my Q&A in a post that talks an awful lot about cats. Anyhoo, please do check out all the lovely people who asked questions and feel free to check out parts 1 and 2.
I would ask you if you’ve ever been to the states?
Sadly only as a layover (and btw my only impression was that the security is super strict, they took my fingerprints just for the privilege of going from one end of the airport to the other and grilled me about whether I wanted to stay forever…)
Is orangutan your favourite animal?
Well… This confession might get me in trouble, but my actual favourite animal is an ocelot. And also CATSSS in general
Which makes sense if you think about it, cos it’d be silly if it was an orangutan- like a human whose fave animal was a human…
Have you ever been to a book expo and/or met one of your favourite authors?
I’ve never had the chance to go to a book expo, BUT I was actually really lucky as a child that quite a few authors came to the schools I went to- the best one was the author of the Noughts and Crosses series Malorie Blackman
Also, can I come visit?
Haha sure, if you’re ever in London hit me up and we’ll go for tea 😉
42 is the meaning of life eh? Why 42?
Hehe and yes, Daley kindly answered, but just to clarify- 42 is the meaning of life according to Douglas Adams
What is your deepest, darkest secret? The one you swore a blood oath to never reveal. Because we want to know. *the following is to be said in Valley Girl accent* “And we’re obviously WAY more important than some blood oath, duh!”
Hahaha well I have to confess now and this relates to my mentioning of CATSSS before- I have been harbouring a fugitive- meet Cecil the Lion:
I am so full of pride that I managed to keep it a secret for this long, but I suppose the cat’s out of the bag now… (yes I did just share that so I could make that joke #noshame)
What book describes you best? (Is it a particular character, the cover or the story?) Oh and it would be super cool if you could draw something for your super reveal post!
Hard question! I think I find more in common with characters, rather than stories or covers. I’ve already mentioned Luna and Alice, but I think someone else who I really relate to is Isla from Isla and the Happily Ever After. And even though the story doesn’t really describe my life (I mean, there is a distinct absence of bananas) I feel like I’d have done *a lot* of the same things in her position.
(I also hope I fulfilled the drawing requirement 😉 )
So that’s all for today- hope you enjoyed these Q&As- I certainly enjoyed making them! And now I want to know what is *your* favourite animal? And how do you feel about CATSSS? Let me know in the comments!
If you wrote an autobiography what would you call it?
Confessions of a Bananaholic
What colour are Orangutans? Orange or Ginger?
If you were given the chance to rewrite a book which book would you choose and why?
Hmm this one’s pretty hard- but I’d probably pick one of those dreadful dragon-but-not-really-a-dragon books like Talon- I’d just make them act like *actual* dragons. (You know, eat hunters instead of falling in love with them)
If you could punch an author in the face which author would you choose and why?
Hahaha what a question!! Well I don’t want to punch any author in the face, but can I pick someone like Chairman Mao or Hitler since they technically wrote books? Or maybe a Hitler apologist like Roald Dahl (yeah I think I might have just ruined some people’s childhood…)
Snog, marry, avoid and the choices are Jeremy Corbyn, Theresa May or Turtle face himself Nigel Farage!
Eww what a question! Okay… so I actually asked advice on how to answer this one, cos I was stumped, and they said just go in age order, which means…
Snog Farage, marry May, and avoid Corbyn. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve just thrown up in my mouth a little…
For some reason, I can’t think of any questions. My mind is blank. Actually, my question is what do you do when your mind is blank and you’re stuck at a work cocktail party where you MUST talk to other orangutans?
Hehehe well I’m actually a rather chatty ape- when I get excited I talk, when I’m bored I talk, when I’m nervous I talk… you get the idea. Here are some actual conversation topics I’ve talked about at work dos:
Why are there no medium sized models?
Places I’d like to visit
Politics (on second thoughts *don’t* do this one- it never ends well…)
Hello all!! Phew- I’ve been so lousy with blogging lately- I do hope to rectify that asap- but in the meantime, here’s my promised Q&A! Well the first part at least- I found it was much too much for one post, so I split them up.
Thank you so so much for the absolutely incredible questions!! All the questions are linked up to the bloggers- do check them out- they’re all amazing!!
If you could be a plant which one would you be and why?
Haha I have no idea- a rose maybe cos get prickly sometimes 😉
If the supply of bananas ran out what would you do?
Well if you’re asking how I came up with the name, I based it on Ook from Discworld. But if you’re asking why on a more metaphysical level, it’s because I *am* an orangutan 😉
Provided the Mars colonisation comes to plan, would you go live on Mars or stay on Earth, why?
Haha there is NO WAY I would go to Mars- I’ve read the Martian! Mostly cos I’m too busy trying to convince my enemies to go 😉 (you know standard “it’ll be great, you’ll have an amazing time, we can communicate by skype maybe…”)
If you could time travel what year or decade would you go to live in for 5-10 years?
Ha- well I already used up my 20s answer- so the 60s! The music was ace! Also the fashion was better than the 70s- I mean look at this craziness:
If you could genetically modify humans, what new ‘ability’ would you choose to give humans?
Telekinesis- cos then I’d never have to say “pass the remote” again.
Preferably one far away from everyone else 😉 JK I usually let the airline decide- I’m not really fussed
Skirt or shorts?
Shorts! (maybe just cos I have these awesome ones from banana republic that I’m loving right now)
What’s your favourite crisps flavour?
Okay- so this is a very British thing and all the Europeans are gonna say “ewww” but salt and vinegar crisps (one problem when you’re travelling is you can never find them *anywhere*) So yeah, the way to my heart is through a bag of these:
What’s the strangest book title you’ve ever come across?
So I had to google that and this is what I found (among other things):
Smooth peanut butter or crunchy peanut butter?
Hmm smooth, but I don’t really mind crunchy on occasion. It’s not like juice with pulp 😉
If you could travel to any place right now, and money was not a problem, which one would it be?
Okay I think that’s a nice note to end on for now- I still have *loads* of awesome questions to get through- so stay tuned for more! And let me know in the comments what your favourite flavour of ice cream is!
Well hello lovelies!! I hope you’re all having a wonderful start to the week! I have to say I’m in a fantastic mood for two reasons:
The weather is *glorious* right now! I’ve been soaking up as much of this rare glimpse of the sun as possible!!
I reached 1500 followers!!!
I just wanted to say a quick THANK YOU to everyone that’s following me- it really means a lot!!
And cos I haven’t done one of these in well over a year, I thought I’d do a chill Q&A to celebrate. So yeah, this is your opportunity to ask me all those soul-searching questions like “What is the meaning of life?” and “is the moon really made of cheese?” (in answer to those- 42 and yes). No question is too silly or too serious (though silly questions are preferred 😉 ) Just write your questions in the comments and I’ll answer in another post!