Kiss Marry Cliff Tag

I’ve been coming on a little strong lately and today I’m gonna kill all the Valentine’s Day vibes… by pushing some fictional characters off a cliff. Because, why not? 😉

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Thank you so much to the amazing Beth– who mixes up memes, reviews, discussions and awesome features like reading around the world- so worth checking out!

And thank you to the lovely Kat– who not only talks a ton about books and writing, but is also the QUEEN of TV- and really knows her stuff about all the shows you should be watching!

Anyhoo- I was tagged in both the cliff/kill version, but am going with the cliff title today 😉

I decided to use Beth’s rules:

  • Put names of characters, written on separate pieces of papers, in an empty jar or a pen holder.
  • Shake the jar.
  • Pull out three pieces of paper in each round and tell us which character you would kiss, marry, or cliff!

And Kat did 10 rounds so that’s how many I’m doing

Round 1: Voldemort, Celaena Sardothian, Dracula

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Huh, straight out the gate with the difficult questions.

Kiss: I don’t think it’d be too terrible kissing Celaena

Marry: a little part of me has always fancied being a bride of Dracula

Cliff: Voldy’s obviously got to die

Round 2: Elizabeth Bennet, Smaug, Ramsay Bolton

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Okay, I’m gonna be tactical with this one. Because somehow I don’t think kissing Ramsay or Smaug would work out well for me (either I’d get a knife to the gut or burnt to a crisp).

Kiss: I reckon I wouldn’t die kissing Elizabeth

Marry: and I’d be a wealthy lady if I married Smaug (provided he didn’t eat me)

Cliff: Ramsay. Easy.

Round 3: Edward Cullen, Renesmee, Mark Watney

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I can’t kill a baby!! (even a freaky CGI one) So I guess…

Kiss: Renesmee (on the forehead)

Marry: Mark Watney (no hardship there)

Cliff: Edward Cullen (and no loss)

Actually this has all worked out pretty well.

Round 4: Darkling, Uhtred of Bebbanburg, Walder Frey

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Kiss: THE DARKLING!!!

Marry: UHTRED!!!

Cliff: WALDER FREY!!!!!!

(I got a little overexcited for that one)

Round 5: Atticus Finch, The Librarian, Vetinari

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Ermm I should have thought more carefully about putting the Librarian on this list, cos I can’t kiss or marry a character who is basically me?!

Kiss: I’ll negotiate a kiss out of Vetinari… somehow.

Marry: Atticus is definitely marriage material

Cliff: In a very dark turn of events I guess I’ll have to throw myself off a cliff rather than kill characters I actually like (yeah, I’m focusing on the self-sacrificing element rather than at all the ways logic fails here)

Round 6: Kaz Brekker, Gollum, Dolores Umbridge

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Kiss: ugh… at least kissing Umbridge will be hygienic.

Marry: I’m definitely marrying Kaz.

Cliff: Gollum can go off a cliff… into mount doom.

Round 7: Gandalf, Peter Pan, Dorian Gray

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Kiss: a shallow part of me would like to kiss Dorian Gray, but I’ll make the excuse that it’s so I don’t end up molesting a child.

Marry: Gandalf- I mean, he’s old, but ditto that he’s not a child.

Cliff: so I guess I’m very kindly pushing Peter Pan off a cliff (he can fly, he can fly, he can fly, as he’s so fond of telling us)

Round 8: Baz, Harry Potter, William Herondale

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Damn, hard! It’s actually worse when I like them all.

Kiss: I think I’d better borrow Baz from Simon for a quick kiss (at least I’d enjoy it)

Marry: Will- and there won’t be any love triangle with Jem for me!

Cliff: annnd that just leaves Harry to get pushed off a cliff. I think Harry often gets the short end of the stick in my tags- oh well my advice to him is: “try accio broomstick… if you can” 😉

Round 9: Ebenezer Scrooge, Aslan, Richard III

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Kiss: Hmm I think Ebenezer isn’t the worst, so I’d give him a peck (maybe it’d cheer him up before all the ghosts have to intervene).

Marry: obviously Aslan- I’d basically be married to god- no dice.

Cliff: Richard III- he deserves it.

Round 10: America Singer, Katniss Everdeen, Bilbo Baggins

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Kiss: Katniss- she’d put up too much of a fight for the cliff

Marry: I feel like I’d be pretty happily married to Bilbo (a cosy hobbit hole, smoking *ahem* leaf, and over eating… yeah I could get on board with that).

Cliff: America Singer- quite happily- she’s such an irritating character.

Okay, on that remorseless note, I tag:

Zezee, Winged CynicRebecca, Sam, Samantha, Noriko, Kat@Art of Feels, Journey into Books, Carrie@Cat on the Bookshelf and Little Booky Nook

So that went in surreal directions- what do you think of my answers? Let me know in the comments!

Kiss, Marry, Kill – Book Characters

Hello all! As I mentioned a couple of posts ago, I’m currently on holiday, but I thought why should I have all the fun? I saw this ages ago over on angiebooksblog and thought it would be a riot to do- and it was!

Like Angie I’m gonna go with all male characters here- so let’s get to it…

Round 1: Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Draco Malfoy

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Oh dear dear dear… not a good start…

Kiss– Edward Cullen- ughh- I’ll close my eyes to protect them from all that sparkling

Marry– Draco Malfoy- well it could be worse…

Kill– Jacob Black- yeah it may surprise you that I think he’s worse than Edward Cullen, but he does frequently try to get it on with Bella without her permission and when she doesn’t want to. Plus he’s a pedo.

Round 2: Death, Gandalf, Walder Frey

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Wow- I could’ve had a younger selection…

Kiss– Gandalf- I guess a peck on the forehead will do

Marry– Death (from the Discworld)- he likes curry- I have high hopes this won’t end in divorce- til death do us part!

Kill– Walder Frey- there is no way I’m marrying or kissing this guy!

Round 3: Ramsay Bolton, Ronan, Vetinari

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Kiss– Ronan- no complaints!

Marry– Vetinari- I’m sure he’ll trick me into picking him anyway

Kill– Ramsay Bolton- god knows he deserves it!

Round 4: Valek, Dracula, Darkling

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Kiss– Darkling- he’s not marriage material, but…

Marry– Valek from Poison Study– easy!

Kill– Dracula- I’ve always wished I could be Buffy

Round 5: Dumbledore, Baz, Mark Watney

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Kiss– Baz from Carry On– sorry Simon, I might have to borrow him for five minutes…

Marry– Mark Watney- definitely marriage material!

Kill– Dumbledore- I know this one’ll get me in trouble, but there’s no way kill the other two

Round 6: Richard III, Frankenstein’s Monster, Smaug

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Hohoho this is a bad crop!

Kiss– Richard III- I’ll just close my eyes and pray he doesn’t stab me in the back when it’s over

Marry– Smaug- he can protect me from Richard III! Plus he’s rich!

Kill– Frankenstein’s Monster- yeah I’m sorry I’m not into monsters

Round 7: Harry Potter, Prince Myshkin, Sirius Black

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Kiss– Sirius Black- no regrets!

Marry– Prince Myshkin from The Idiot– always been my dream book boyfriend- makes sense we’re finally getting hitched

Kill– Harry Potter- ermmm yeah- I may have killed the chosen one but I saved myself from a bad marriage

Round 8: Iago, Raskolnikov, Voldemort

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Oh dear…

Kiss– Iago (he’s not actually a parrot)

MarryCrime and Punishment’s Raskolnikov- umm he’s not the worst murderer on this list, I guess?

Kill- Voldemort- yeah he deserves it- plus I killed the chosen one in the last round so it’s kind of my responsibility.

Round 9: Christian Grey, Theon Greyjoy, Dorian Gray

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All the Greys!

Kiss– Theon Greyjoy- well I can’t exactly marry the guy

Marry– Christian Gray- first may I say EWW- but even if he may be a stalker, at least he’s not a murderer

Kill– Dorian Gray- he does kill people, so I can feel pretty guilt free about it

Round 10: AIDAN, Joffrey Baratheon, The Hound

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Kiss– The Hound- yuck!

Marry– AIDAN- this is weird- but I don’t think he deserves to die (sort of)

Kill– Joffrey- come on, he deserves it!

Gosh- that was fun- and admittedly a little weird!! Hope you enjoyed that! Agree or disagree with my choices? Let me know in the comments!

Not sure if this was originally a tag, but either way, I tag: Lost Art of Reading, Rivermoosereads, Martin, Never Seen a Nevergreen, Donna, Zezee, A Novel GlimpseFernanda, J J Azar and anyone else that fancies doing it!