My sister dared me to do this months ago and I always sometimes follow through with dares. All for the lols, take this seriously at your own peril 😉
Nowadays you can’t go anywhere without minions. You can get regular toys or plushies from this fad:
Or get one all dressed up…
Or three for the price of one stuffed into a banana…
Okay this one I like- 5/5 bananas
Of course, I have noticed the distinctly banana flavoured note to these toys:
But sometimes it goes too far- I wanted to eat some bananas and what do I get? Minions!
So I went to get some of my fave banana flavoured tic tacs and what do I find?! MINIONS!
This monkey *BLOWS A RASPERY* at the cheek of it! You may take our jokes, but you will never take our bananas! I fling my banana peels at you!
Incidentally, while we’re on the topic, there are also lots of memes… *claps like Pewdiepie* (also subscribe to Pewdiepie btw 😉 )
Not bad. Plus it seems like a suitably bookish note to end on 😜
Alrighty then, hope you enjoyed this fresh batch of nonsense! If you’d like any of these products, well, I’m sure they’re on ebay somewhere #nonspon 😉 And if there’s anything you’d like to dare me to do in the future, I might just do it in 6-8 months 😉